Subject: [removed] Digest V2003 #322
From: "OldRadio Mailing Lists" <[removed]@[removed];
Date: 8/24/2003 9:42 PM
To: <[removed]@[removed];

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                            The Old-Time Radio Digest!
                              Volume 2003 : Issue 322
                         A Part of the [removed]!
                                 ISSN: 1533-9289


                                 Today's Topics:

  Shadow logs                           [ welsa@[removed] ]
  Morse book                            [ "Kurt E. Yount" <blsmass@[removed]; ]
  OLDE TYME RADIO NETWORK Schedule for  [ HERITAGE4@[removed] ]
  Into (Then) Common Usage              [ "Stephen A Kallis, Jr." <skallisjr@ ]
  Old Sayings                           [ "Penne Yingling" <bp_ying@[removed] ]
  Re: New "I LOVE A MYSTERY" book       [ "Michael Ogden" <michaelo67@hotmail ]
  OTR Sayings                           [ Kenneth Clarke <kclarke5@[removed]; ]
  Lesley Woods                          [ "B. J. Watkins" <kinseyfan@hotmail. ]
  the new who's on first                [ "David Easter" <DavidEaster@comcast ]
  Re: Crime Classics                    [ Christopher Werner <werner1@globalc ]

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Date: Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:03:55 -0400
From: welsa@[removed]
To: "OTR Digest" <[removed]@[removed];
Subject:  Shadow logs

I'm looking for a fairly comprehensive log of Shadow shows.  All I could
find in an internet search was the Orson Welles shows.  Any links anyone can
direct me to?  Thanks.

Ted

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Date: Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:33:51 -0400
From: "Kurt E. Yount" <blsmass@[removed];
To: [removed]@[removed]
Subject:  Morse book

So, okay, those of you who are of a betting turn of mind, did you have a
bet with yourselves or others as to who would write first and ask who had
the most complete set of Morse shows on MP3?  I am pretty sure the record
is mine, because I have wondered for a long time where to buy the
definitive collection of all Morse stuff on MP3.  I know he also wrote
novels, which is outside the scope of this list, but does anybody have
access to as much Morse stuff as possible in audio and who gets the prize
for the most material.  I am sure a lot of people would like to know.
Thank you in advance for whatever information you can provide.  Kurt

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Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 10:45:23 -0400
From: HERITAGE4@[removed]
To: [removed]@[removed]
Subject:  OLDE TYME RADIO NETWORK Schedule for week
 starting: 8/24/03

Here's the lineup of shows in high-end streaming audio for this week
at:    [removed]       Tune in anytime 24/7

SAME TIME, SAME STATION with Jerry Haendiges
Featuring Jack Benny and The Quiz Kids --
1. THE JACK BENNY SHOW  4 /6/41   "The Quiz Kids vs. The Jello
    Kids"
2. THE JACK BENNY SHOW  4/13/41  Jack prepeares to appear on
    The QUIZ KIDS show.
3. THE QUIZ KIDS   4/18/41   with Jack Benny as special guest.
4. THE JACK BENNY SHOW    4/20/41   Jack is upset about his
    appearance on the QUIZ KIDS show.

HERITAGE RADIO THEATRE with Tom Heathwood
1. I CAN HEAR IT NOW -  CBS/Columbia Records -  1933-1945
    with Edward R. Murrow.
2. ACADEMY AWARD   CBS    10/30/46   "Suspicion"  starring
    Cary Grant and Anne Todd.  From the film nominated for nine
    Academy Awards.

Enjoy!!   Tom & Jerry

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Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 10:45:54 -0400
From: "Stephen A Kallis, Jr." <skallisjr@[removed];
To: [removed]@[removed]
Subject:  Into (Then) Common Usage

Hal "Jughead" Stone suggests,

How about coming up with expressions made famous by OTR personalities,
that found their way into conversations, (as rejoinders, put-downs, etc,)
and became common usage in this country back in the glory days.

How about,

Greetings, gate.

That's the $64 question.

Come here, you beautiful hunk of junk.

Just the facts, ma'am. [and/or] That's about the size of it.

Stephen A. Kallis, Jr.

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Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 10:46:21 -0400
From: "Penne Yingling" <bp_ying@[removed];
To: [removed]@[removed]
Subject:  Old Sayings

And - how about George's "Say Goodnight, Gracie".  (I still hear that once
in a while and am always surprised).  And - Jack's "[removed]". (we hear
this on a daily basis).  Then there's Jimmy Durante's "Goodnight, Mrs.
Calabash, wherever you are." (I think I have that right).   Then there's an
expression that "Flo" used on TV ("When pigs fly")  that rings a bell - it
seems that that one came from somewhere in the past.  Whether it was from
radio, I don't remember (but then my rememberer doesn't work as well as it
used to).

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Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 11:34:55 -0400
From: "Michael Ogden" <michaelo67@[removed];
To: [removed]@[removed]
Subject:  Re: New "I LOVE A MYSTERY" book

Wow! That's great news about Martin's new ILAM book. From hints that had
been dropped along the way, I had the suspicion that such a project was in
the works. But how exciting to learn that it has finally come to fruition!

As one of the first people to do serious ILAM research (via my 8-issue
fanzine "THE THING WOULDN'T DIE" circa 1980), I had always hoped that
someone would do a proper job on the history of the program. I had outlined
a prospective book myself, but with all my other projects (and little
intrusions like two jobs and three kids!), I'm afraid it never got beyond
back-burner status.

Hopefully, at some point, Martin will write something about the process of
putting it all together, which I suspect will be an interesting account in
and of itself.

And, speaking of Martin, don't forget his "INNER SANCTUM" book which was
published earlier this year. For anyone with any kind of interest in this
program, the book is a must-have!

Mike

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Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 13:59:47 -0400
From: Kenneth Clarke <kclarke5@[removed];
To: [removed]@[removed]
Subject:  OTR Sayings

          OK, I'll take the challenge.  How about:

"Say goodnight, Gracie"

"Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!"

"The Shadow [removed]"

"The story you are about to see is [removed]"

Kenneth Clarke

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Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 14:29:00 -0400
From: "B. J. Watkins" <kinseyfan@[removed];
To: [removed]@[removed]
Subject:  Lesley Woods

The Aug. 21 edition of the Los Angeles Times had an announcement for a
memorial for Lesley Woods. It was one of those small print items in the paid
obituaries. It didn't give a date of death:

Lesley Woods (1912-2003)

Lesley Woods, an actor, age 90. A long-time member and supporter of Theatre
West, last appearing in "Tom Tom On A Rooftop" with Betty Garrett and Philip
Abbott. Ms. Woods donated the marquee that currently adorns the theatre. Her
Broadway career included "A Case Of Libel" where she met her husband, the
late Richard McMurray. She was a series regular or continuing character in
an astonishing number of shows, including "Young Dr. Malone," "A Flame In
The Wind," "The Edge Of Night," "The Nurses" , "Search For Tomorrow,"
"Bright Promise," "Return To Peyton Place," "General Hospital," "Days Of Our
Lives," "Dear Detective," "Dallas," "Falcon Crest," "All My Children," and
"The Bold And The Beautiful." She is survived by a stepson, actor Sam
McMurray. A memorial ceremony will be held for Ms. Woods at Theatre West on
Thursday, August 21 at 7:30 [removed] The theatre is located at 3333 Cahuenga
Blvd., between Citywalk and the Hollywood Bowl. Free parking is available
across the street at 3400 Cahuenga.

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Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 17:16:48 -0400
From: "David Easter" <DavidEaster@[removed];
To: "Old-Time Radio Digest" <[removed]@[removed];
Subject:  the new who's on first

I don't normally forward these things to anyone but as this is both OTR and
computer related, I thought some might be interested in it.

* *******

Who's on [removed]

ABBOTT: Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking
of buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name is Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Does it get stuffy?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What do I see when I look out the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software that runs on Windows?

COSTELLO: No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses. You know, run a business. What have you got?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommended something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: Okay, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office.

ABBOTT: Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office and it already has windows! Let's say I'm
sitting at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: If I'm writing a proposal, I'm going to need lots of words. But
what program do I load?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in "office for windows?"

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue W.

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your big W if you don't give me a straight
answer.  Let's forget about words for a minute. What do I need if I  want to
watch a movie over the Internet?

ABBOTT: RealOne.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real movie, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your
business. But what do I need to watch it?

ABBOTT: RealOne.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I'll also want to watch reels two, three and
four.  Can I watch reel four?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great! With what?

ABBOTT: RealOne.

COSTELLO: Okay, so I'm sitting at my computer and I want to watch a movie.
What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue 1.

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue 1.

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W?

ABBOTT: Of course it is. The blue 1 is RealOne. The blue W is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows!"

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, although to be fair there aren't many other Words left. It
pretty much wiped out all the other Words.

COSTELLO: And that word is the real one?

ABBOTT: No. RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even part of
Office.

COSTELLO: Never mind; I don't want to get started with that again. But I
also need something for bank accounts, loans, and so on. What do you have to
help me track my money?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: No, not really. It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What comes bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Exactly. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer at no extra charge?  How
much money do I get?

ABBOTT: Just one copy.

COSTELLO: I get a copy of money. Isn't that illegal?>

ABBOTT: No. We have a license from Microsoft to make copies of Money.

COSTELLO: Microsoft can license you to make money?

ABBOTT: Why not? They own it.

COSTELLO: Well, it's great that I'm going to get free money, but I'll still
need to track it. Do you have anything for managing your money?

ABBOTT: Managing Your Money? That program disappeared years ago.

COSTELLO: Well, what do you sell in its place?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: You sell money?

ABBOTT: Of course. But if you buy a computer from us, you get it for free.

COSTELLO: That's all very wonderful, but I'll be running a business. Do you
have any software for, you know, accounting?

ABBOTT: Simply Accounting.

COSTELLO: Probably, but it might get a little complicated.

ABBOTT: If you don't want Simply Accounting, you might try [removed]

COSTELLO: [removed] What does that stand for?

ABBOTT: Mind Your Own Business.

COSTELLO: I beg your pardon?

ABBOTT: No, that would be [removed] I said [removed]

COSTELLO: Look, I just need to do some accounting for my home business. You
now--accounting? You do it with money.

ABBOTT: Of course you can do accounting with Money. But you may need more.

COSTELLO: More money?

ABBOTT: More than Money. Money can't do everything.

COSTELLO: I don't need a sermon! Okay, let's forget about money for the
moment. I'm worried that my computer [removed]'s the word?  Crash. And if
my computer crashes, what can I use to restore my data?

ABBOTT: GoBack.

COSTELLO: Okay. I'm worried about my computer smashing and I need something
to restore my data. What do you recommend?

ABBOTT: GoBack.

COSTELLO: How many times do I have to repeat myself?

ABBOTT: I've never asked you to repeat yourself. All I said was GoBack.

COSTELLO: How can I go back if I haven't even been anywhere? Okay, I'll go
back.  What do I need to write a proposal?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: But I'll need lots of words to write a proposal.

ABBOTT: No, you only need one Word-the Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words [removed], never mind.

ABBOTT: Hello? Hello? Customers! Why do they always hang up on me? Oh, well.
Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?

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Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 18:38:46 -0400
From: Christopher Werner <werner1@[removed];
To: [removed]@[removed]
Subject:  Re: Crime Classics

Yes, Kathy, they are factual stories. The series is a great way to get
introduced to some of the more unusual crimes through the centuries. My
favorite is still "If a Body needs a Body, call Burke & Hare". The
narrator, Mr. Merrill is absolutely hysterical in the pun department.
Almost all the episodes are available (the Passage Log shows most of who
has what, Radio Spirits has most of them in two sets as well).

I would comment that a fine addition to listening to the programs is to
obtain copies of the scripts to them from the SPERDVAC script library. They
have all 52 (I believe - I'm not at home to check). Enjoy.

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